The Internet is neat.

I like to make it neater.

What have I done?

What do I know?

from college import majors, minors
from degree_types import bachelors as BS, masters as MS

def UniversityOfTennessee():
  yield (2008, BS, majors.COMPUTER_SCIENCE | minors.MATH)
  yield (2010, MS, majors.COMPUTER_SCIENCE)

Where do I share?

private static readonly Dictionary<string, string> SOCIAL =
  new Dictionary<string, string> {
    { "Google+", "Wes Alvaro" },
    { "LinkedIn", "wesalvaro" }
    { "Facebook", "wesalvaro" }
    { "Twitter", "wesalvaro" }
    { "Soundcloud", "wesalvaro" }
    { "YouTube", "wesalvaroVEVO" }
  };

Where have I been?

function Me(c, cellAsm, cpp, cuda, cSharp,
            html5, java, javaScript, php, python) {
  this.work = {
    // Current positions:
    google: function() {
      return new WebEngineer(python, javaScript, html5, java).
        start(2011);
    },
    websiteGuys: function() {
      return new DirectorWebDev(javaScript, html5, php).
        start(2007);
    },
    // Previous positions:
    icl: function() {
      return new GradResearchAsst(cuda, cellAsm, c, cpp).
        start(2005).end(2011);
    },
    intel: function() {
      return new GraduateTechIntern(cSharp, javaScript).
        start(2010).end(2010);
    },
    oakRidgeNationalLaboratory: function() {
      return new NeslsIntern(java, cpp).
        start(2009).end(2010);
    },
    microsoft: function() {
      return new ResearchIntern(cSharp, python).
        start(2008).end(2008);
    }
  };
};